My want is to worship you, to serve and obey you, to always put your needs above mine. You are my superior. You are strong, intelligent, sensitive and compassionate. You are Woman and you are beautiful.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

A Cock and Bull Story

On several occasions in the past V has commented to girlfriends that I have an attractive cock.

(Please don’t get me wrong. I’m not embarking on an ego trip. I’ve got no insecurities in that area and nothing to prove. This isn’t about whether my cock is attractive or not. Who cares?)

But it’s puzzled me that V would say it to friends, particularly when I’m present.

She’d make announcements that I have the “most aesthetically pleasing cock” she’s ever seen. The girls would make suitably lewd comments which left me feeling either embarrassed or awkward and, yes, I’ll admit, sometimes a little proud.

Here’s the thing though. Last night we were invited over for dinner by our next door neighbours. They’re a nice couple of similar age to us and we’ve become quite friendly with them over the last few years.

There were three couples at dinner, including ourselves. Wayne, our neighbour, did the cooking. V complimented him on the first course, to which he responded “It’s nice to be appreciated. At times I feel like I’m just a housewife. I cook, clean the house and do most of the chores.” His wife then said “Wayne has his uses and cooking’s just one of them.”

Well, this sparked an interesting discussion. Each of the women started commenting on the pro’s and cons of their male spouses. It was generally agreed that Wayne and I made good housewives but that further training was required. This blew my mind. Readers of my blog will know that being a “housewife” is a fantasy of mine. To have the subject openly discussed with our neighbours was more than a little freaky.

The subject then progressed to our prowess in the bedroom (I’m serious!). It didn’t get kinky – they didn’t go into detail and it was all very complimentary.

But then V said the only thing that spoiled sex was the size of my “pencil dick.”

Pencil Dick!!! Where the f### did that come from? And why would she say it, particularly given that she’d often complimented me on my “aesthetically pleasing cock” to friends?

The others all laughed and looked at me. I went a deep shade of red and blurted out something to the effect that V had never made any complaints in the past.

Put simply, I was extremely embarrassed. I’d look foolish to deny having a “pencil dick” – particularly given my wife’s contradictory comments. But by not denying it, I effectively endorsed the claim, as misguided as it was.

Noticing my awkwardness, our hostess tactfully changed the subject which was just as well because I was dying of embarrassment by the second.

Later that night, when we were alone at home, I asked V what she’d meant by the comment and why she’d said it.

“Well, you’re the one who wants to be humiliated, so I thought that would do the trick. Did it turn you on?”

“No” I said. “It just made me embarrassed.”

“Well”, said V, “I enjoyed watching you squirm. And it seems Wayne and you have a few more things in common than I thought. Perhaps you should compare notes about who’s the best housewife.”

V still has a way of doing my head in!!!

3 comments:

helpmate hubby said...

That was a pretty hot head game you Wife just played with you congratulations!Your Wife may be evolving into a Domina after all!

subservire said...

It's early days yet but at times V does surprise me.

Anonymous said...

HM, Buddy, I think you better watch your back. Sounds to me (from experience) that Wayne is being set up as a Bull and you're going to be set to some cuckolding.